... erm... Hi. My name is Scott, and I am addicted to bacon.
There, I said it. Thanks for helping me get that off my chest.
In other news, welcome to my blog! I wish I could promise you it will be deep, meaningful and life changing, but to be honest I am simply aiming for entertaining and funny. Occasionally serious.
I should probably start by explaining who I am, where I am, and what I do.... but I won't. All you need to know about me today is that I'm dashingly handsome, gifted with a rapier wit and muscles of steel.
But only online.